In a jaw-dropping twist, it's been uncovered that tens of thousands of school kids are puffing away like mini chimneys as reported by The Star daily. To tackle this puff-pocalypse, authorities have recruited ex-strippers as teachers to seductively sway them from smoking.
Yes, you read that right. The classroom is now a stage for ex-dancers to strut their stuff and shimmy out smoking habits.
Critics scoff at the idea, deeming it a ludicrous attempt to extinguish a fiery issue.
But officials from Malaysia education ministry defend their saucy strategy, arguing that desperate times call for desperate measures.
So, as the smoke clears, we're left wondering: Will this risqué approach stub out the burning urge to light up or just fan the flames of controversy?
One thing's for sure: in this topsy-turvy world, where pole dancing meets pedagogy, the education system is truly going up in smoke.
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