Amidst the uproar over schools, authorities unveil a quirky solution to language issues in vernacular schools: Morse code.
Starting on 12 May, all schools in Melaka will be using Morse code as the major language, if successful government will implement this policy nationwide.
"Other languages still be taught as a separate subject, our immediate goal is to teach them how to speak and think in Morse code," said one official in Malaysia's education ministry.
"It just might be the solution, Malaysia need, it is time to stop arguing about language and just teach the kids what they need to know," Souces in Dong Zong said.
Critics scoff at the Morse madness, calling it a step backwards. Will students crack the code or just crack up?
In a Morse mayhem, educators defend the move, claiming it promotes critical thinking, however, sceptics argue it's a signal of educational chaos, leaving many wondering whether this Morse code mess is a stroke of genius or a blundering beep-fest.
As the dots and dashes echo through classrooms, confusion reigns supreme. Is this Morse makeover the language revolution we never knew we needed or just a cryptic cry for help?
In the battle of language, Morse emerges as the unlikely hero or the punchline of a cosmic joke.
Will students embrace the dots and dashes or decode their way to detention?
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