Women aroused by sausage

Penang women are seduced by the seductive allure of a sausage's long and erotic shape.

Ahmad, a hot dog seller in George Town, says the only solution is his latest creation: triangular sausage!

He added that the shape of the hot dog often leads some fallen to temptation.

Now, with his playful new creation, everyone can enjoy a hot dog without getting tangled up in any unintended temptation. Talk about turning a sausage saga into a hilarious adventure

"It is aggravating, people sometimes get aroused simply by looking at the sausage," he said.

"I am running a legitimate store here," he said.

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