Privacy Policy


Malaysia Witty News 

Last updated: January 11, 2024

This Privacy Policy describes Our policies and procedures on the collection, use, and disclosure of Your information when You use the Service and tells You about Your privacy rights and how the law protects You.

We may or may not use Your Personal data to provide and improve the Service. By using the Service, You agree to this Privacy Policy's collection and use of information. This Privacy Policy has been created with the help of Interpretation and Definitions.

I used a template to create this policy. Some of it does not make sense. Readers do not have unique accounts to access MWN. It is a blog. Everyone can read it. If you want to add a comment (which I can deny), you will need a Google account. I have no control over that. If you do not use your name in comments, I have no idea who you are or where you live.   


Company (referred to as either "the Company", "We", "Us" or "Our" in this Agreement) refers to MWN.


Malaysia Witty News (MWN) is a blog, not a company. We have no access to your cookies or browsing history. 

MWN has no personal information apart from the approved comments on blog posts.

MWN does not use third-party services or host companies to produce the blog. I use Blogspot.com, which is a part of Google.  

MWN does not collect information about infrastructure or the duration of a page visit.


The website refers to Malaysia Witty News, accessible from https://malaysiawittynews.blogspot.com


Personal Data


While using Our Service, We may or may not ask You to provide Us with certain personally identifiable information that can be used to contact or identify You. Personally identifiable information may include, but is not limited to:

We are a blog, MWN DOES NOT ASK readers to provide personal information.  


Usage Data


Usage Data is collected automatically when using the Service. 

Usage Data may include information such as Your Device's Internet Protocol address (e.g. IP address), browser type, browser version, the pages of our Service that You visit, the time and date of Your visit, the time spent on those pages, unique device identifiers and other diagnostic data.

When You access the Service by or through a mobile device, We may collect certain information automatically, including, but not limited to, the type of mobile device You use, Your mobile device's unique ID, the IP address of Your mobile device, Your mobile operating system, the type of mobile Internet browser You use, unique device identifiers and other diagnostic data.

We may also collect information that Your browser sends whenever You visit our Service or when You access the Service by or through a mobile device.

The only usage information MWN see is how many people visited the Blog. I do not know who visits my blog or where they are from.

MWN blog doesn't collect user information, Google might collect user information, but MWN does not.


Tracking Technologies and Cookies

We use Cookies and similar tracking technologies to track the activity on Our Service and store certain information. Tracking technologies used are beacons, tags, and scripts to collect and track information and to improve and analyze Our Service. The technologies We use may include:

For Browser Cookies.

A cookie is a small file placed on Your Device. You can instruct Your browser to refuse all Cookies or to indicate when a cookie is being sent. However, if You do not accept Cookies, You may not be able to use some parts of our Service. Unless you have adjusted Your browser setting so that it will refuse cookies, our Service may use Cookies.

Web Beacons.

Certain sections of our Service and our emails may contain small electronic files known as web beacons (also referred to as clear gifs, pixel tags, and single-pixel gifs) that permit the Company, for example, to count users who have visited those pages or opened an email and for other related website statistics (for example, recording the popularity of a certain section and verifying system and server integrity). 

Cookies can be "Persistent" or "Session" Cookies. Persistent Cookies remain on Your personal computer or mobile device when You go offline, while Session Cookies are deleted as soon as You close Your web browser. 

We use both Session and Persistent Cookies for the purposes set out below:

 Essential Cookies

Type: Session Cookies Administered by: Purpose: These Cookies are essential to provide You with services available through the Website and to enable You to use some of its features. They help to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts. Without these Cookies, the services that You have asked for cannot be provided, and We only use these Cookies to provide You with those services.

Cookies Policy / Notice Acceptance Cookie Persistent Cookies

Purpose: These Cookies identify if users have accepted the use of cookies on the Website.

Purpose: These Cookies allow us to remember choices You make when You use the Website, such as remembering your login details or language preference. The purpose of these Cookies is to provide You with a more personal experience and to avoid having to re-enter your preferences every time You use the Website.

For more information about the cookies we use and your choices regarding cookies, please visit our Cookies Policy or the Cookies section of our Privacy Policy.

Blogspot or Google does this, not MWN. 

Blogspot tells me the number of visits each post receives and how many visits the blog receives each day. But MWN have no idea where the visitors are from. I am thankful, though.

Again, this is legalese, but MWN personally do not have any knowledge of cookies, or data (apart from what MWN write about.)

No one has to log in to read this blog but you might need a Blogger account to post a comment.


Use of Your Personal Data

The Company may use Personal Data for the following purposes:

To provide and maintain our Service, including monitoring the usage of our Service.

To manage Your Account: to manage Your registration as a user of the Service. The Personal Data You provide can give You access to different functionalities of the Service that are available to You as a registered user.

With other users: When you share personal information or otherwise interact in public areas with other users, such information may be viewed by all users and may be publicly distributed outside.

With business partners: We may share Your information with Our business partners to offer You certain products, services, or promotions.

With Your consent: We may disclose Your personal information for any other purpose with Your consent.

MWN is just a satirical news blog called Malaysia Witty News.

"To manage Your Account" does not apply to MWN. There is no such thing as a registered user as readers do not register to read the blog.

You can contact me only by email. I cannot contact people who read my blog.

The only requests are the approved comments on the blog. I do not share information with anyone.  

In regards to business partners Not sure if this refers to Ads agencies. There might be adverts on my blog (please do not use an adblocker, thanks.) The adverts provide a small monthly income (and I mean small). I might use affliacted links. Neither ads agencies nor affliacted company tells me who clicks on adverts or browses or buys products.

MWN have never seen people share personal information in comments.

MWN do not have your personal information so MWN cannot share it with anyone.


Retention of Your Personal Data

The Company might retain Your Personal Data only for as long as is necessary for the purposes set out in this Privacy Policy. We might retain and use Your Personal Data to the extent necessary to comply with our legal obligations (for example, if we are required to retain your data to comply with applicable laws), resolve disputes, and enforce our legal agreements and policies.

The Company will also retain Usage Data for internal analysis purposes. Usage Data is generally retained for a shorter period, except when this data is used to strengthen the security or to improve the functionality of Our Service, or We are legally obligated to retain this data for longer periods.

MWN do not retain or use Your Personal data and MWN so not have no access to Your Personal data, but Blogspot/Google might.


Transfer of Your Personal Data

Your information, including Personal Data, is processed at the Company's operating offices and in any other places where the parties involved in the processing are located. It means that this information may be transferred to — and maintained on — computers located outside of Your state, province, country, or other governmental jurisdiction where the data protection laws may differ from those from Your jurisdiction.

Your consent to this Privacy Policy followed by Your submission of such information represents Your agreement to that transfer.

The Company will take all steps reasonably necessary to ensure that Your data is treated securely and by this Privacy Policy and no transfer of Your Personal Data will take place to an organization or a country unless there are adequate controls in place including the security of Your data and other personal information.

Your Personal Data is not on MWN computer (where MWN writers write) nor can MWN transfer any data.  

MWN do not have any of Your Personal Information.

Delete Your Personal Data

You have the right to delete or request that We assist in deleting the Personal Data that We have collected about You.   

Our Service may give You the ability to delete certain information about You from within the Service.

You may update, amend, or delete Your information at any time by signing in to Your Account if you have one, and visiting the account settings section that allows you to manage Your personal information. You may also contact Us to request access to, correct, or delete any personal information that You have provided to us.

Please note, however, that We may need to retain certain information when we have a legal obligation or lawful basis to do so.

MWN cannot delete something we do not have, apart from comments.

MWN do not have or store Your Personal Information. You cannot sign into MWN. You do not have an account with this Blog. 

MWN do not keep any information about who reads my blogs.


Disclosure of Your Personal Data

Business Transactions 

If the Company is involved in a merger, acquisition, or asset sale, Your Personal Data may be transferred. We will provide notice before Your Personal Data is transferred and becomes subject to a different Privacy Policy.   

MWN is not a Company. It is a satirical news blog. 

Law enforcement     

Under certain circumstances, the Company may be required to disclose Your Personal Data if required to do so by law or in response to valid requests by public authorities (e.g. a court or a government agency).

Other legal requirements     

The Company may disclose Your Personal Data in the good faith belief that such action is necessary to:    

Comply with a legal obligation     

Protect and defend the rights or property of the Company 

Prevent or investigate possible wrongdoing in connection with the Service 

Protect the personal safety of Users of the Service or the public     

Protect against legal liability

MWN cannot give information to law enforcement that MWN do not possess.  

Security of Your Personal Data     

The security of Your Personal Data is important to Us, but remember that no method of transmission over the Internet, or method of electronic storage is 100% secure. While We strive to use commercially acceptable means to protect Your Personal Data, We cannot guarantee its absolute security.

MWN do not have access to your Personal Data.

Children's Privacy     

Our Service does not address anyone under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from anyone under the age of 13. If You are a parent or guardian and You are aware that Your child has provided Us with Personal Data, please contact Us. If We become aware that We have collected Personal Data from anyone under the age of 13 without verification of parental consent, We take steps to remove that information from Our servers.

If We need to rely on consent as a legal basis for processing Your information and Your country requires consent from a parent, We may require Your parent's consent before We collect and use that information.

MWN does not collect children's information.

Links to Other Websites     

Our Service may contain links to other websites that are not operated by Us. If You click on a third-party link, You will be directed to that third-party's site. We strongly advise You to review the Privacy Policy of every site You visit.     

We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party sites or services.    

Changes to this Privacy Policy

We may update Our Privacy Policy from time to time. We will notify You of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page.    

We might let You know via email and/or a prominent notice on Our Service, before the change becomes effective and update the "Last updated" date at the top of this Privacy Policy.

You are advised to review this Privacy Policy periodically for any changes. Changes to this Privacy Policy are effective when they are posted on this page.

MWN currently do not have your email address.

Contact Us 

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, You can contact us: By email: malaysiawittynews@gmail.com

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